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29 Things That Inevitably Happen When You Have Big Boobs

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1. You’ll have cleavage…no matter what.

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2. Hugging becomes pretty awkward because your boobs reach the person before your arms do.

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3. You grasp yourself anytime you run up stairs, or down stairs.

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Because you’re terrified of what would happen if you didn’t.

4. You lose food in your boobs.

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And then find entire crackers at the end of the day when it’s time to take the bra off.

5. You have to get very creative when at the beach.

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6. Seat belts will try to choke you.

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7. Boob sweat will accompany you wherever you go.

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8. People may ask if your boobs are real.

9. Your shopping experience will be a little limited.

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10. You’ll definitely have an embarrassing moment at work when you try to look nice and your buttons pop open.

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11. People will tell you to “put them away.”

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LOL OK! Let me just cut them off real quick…

12. Your nipples will definitely try to poke their heads out and explore.

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13. You’re bound to injure yourself.

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14. Putting on a sports bra is essentially a workout in itself.

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And trying to get it off after sweating will be the death of you.

15. And speaking of working out, you’ll need AT LEAST three bras.

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16. You won’t always spill things on yourself, but when you do… it will be on your boobs.

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17. You’ll have nightmares about having to run away from something chasing you because you won’t be able to.

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WELP, GUESS THIS IS THE END.

18. You will have permanent indents in your shoulders from bras struggling to hold up your boobs.

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MY BRA IS MY HERO. So hardworking.

19. And you’ll always be able to subtract several pounds from the scale on account of your boobs.

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20. You won’t be able to jump for joy, or really jump at all.

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21. Your bra underwire will try to murder you.

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22. Exercise in all forms becomes questionable.

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23. And when you go out to eat, you’ll request a table as opposed to a booth to avoid the inevitable.

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24. As soon as you lie on your back, you’ll lose sight of the TV.

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25. And you’ll have to reevaluate your entire financial state after buying a bra.

26. You have to be careful wearing long necklaces because they will be lost FoReVeR in your boobs.

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